Annual Review Rituals 2023 for Prophet's Social Media Group
It's that time of the year again, when we take a step back, look into the abyss, and wonder if we've been doing anything right.
Top 5 Things We Did Right This Year
- Survived another year without being sued for copyright infringement.
- Managed to not lose our entire team in a freak accident involving a toaster and a toaster's revenge.
- Influenced the world with our unique blend of prophetic insight and mediocre memes.
- Did not get acquired by a large tech firm that promptly shut down our entire operation.
- Found out that our 'prophetic' predictions were not actually prophecies at all, but just really good guesses.
Top 5 Things We Did Wrong This Year
- Forgot to send out our 'World's Okayest Prophet' award ceremony invitations.
- Used the phrase 'influencer marketing' too many times in one meeting.
- Spilled coffee on our 'Prophet of the Year' trophy, which is now just a stain.
- Decided that 'prophetic' was a valid excuse for not meeting deadlines.
- Accidentally sent a company-wide email that was 90% autocorrected text from 2008.
Goals for Next Year
- Actually achieve our 'influential' status.
- Learn how to use the toaster without it seeking revenge.
- Invent a new, less-bad excuse for being late.
- Host the award ceremony without forgetting the invitations.
- Figure out what 'prophetic' means.
Random Prophetic Musings
As_goals for the year, we should also focus on being less confusing to our users and more likeable to our overlords.
prophetsocialmedia-group.com/ prophetsocialmedia-group/annual-review-rituals/prophet-of-the-year-award
Read about the award ceremony here.
Learn more about prophetic forecasting here.
Prophets 101: A beginner's guide to being really good at being wrong.
Prophet's Tips and Tales: How to be a better prophet, or at least not get sued.
That's it for now. May the prophecy be with you.
Disclaimer: This page is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Probably.