Welcome, esteemed members of the Spreadsheet Prophets Guild! It's that time of the year again – the annual review of our divine spreadsheets.
This ritual is a sacred tradition, passed down through the generations of spreadsheet wizards.
We gather 'round the glowing screen, our fingers dancing across the keyboard as we chant the ancient incantations of cell formulas and pivot tables.
First, we must purify our templates, removing all vestiges of last year's detritus.
We add a dash of magic to our formulas, ensuring our calculations are precise and our formatting is aesthetically pleasing.
Our eyes shine bright as we behold the beauty of our crafted spreadsheets, a true marvel of modern sorcery.
Next, we select our most trusted reviewers, those who have proven their worth in the hallowed halls of spreadsheetomancy.
These chosen ones shall scrutinize our spreadsheets with a discerning eye, identifying any errors or inconsistencies that threaten the very fabric of our prophetic endeavors.
They shall offer their wise counsel, guiding us toward a brighter, more enlightened future.
Finally, we ascend to the throne of judgement, where our reviewers await with bated breath.
With a deep breath, we present our spreadsheets, ready to face the music and receive our just rewards or suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
And so, the ritual continues, a cycle of creation, review, and improvement, forever and always.
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