Ascension Procedures

Meetings are a sacred ritual, a rite of passage into the afterlife of productivity. But have you ever wondered what happens after the meeting? Do you know the secrets of the Ascension Procedures?

According to ancient lore, after a meeting, one must ascend to the next level of consciousness. This involves the following steps:

1. Step 1: The Great Purging - A moment of clarity, where all thoughts, ideas, and feelings are cast aside like yesterday's trash.
2. Step 2: The Transcendental Alignment - A period of deep contemplation, where all actions are aligned with the divine will of the Meeting Prophets.
3. Step 3: The Cosmic Reboot - A reboot of the entire being, where all energies are recalibrated and rejuvenated.

But wait, there's more! To aid in your ascension, we have the following prophets and their sacred texts:

• Prophet Omega - The Great Unifier. His teachings on synergy and teamwork are the keys to unlocking true ascension.
• Prophet Zeta - The Cosmic Navigator. His wisdom on navigating the infinite possibilities of the meeting space is unmatched.

And, for the more...adventurous:

Ascension Experiments - Push your limits, push the boundaries, and push the meeting to its limits!

May you ascend, may you grow, and may your meetings be ever-productive!