Meet the Asceticisms, the world's greatest meeting-prophets. We're here to bring you the most ascetic, most brutal, and most bewildering meetings in the world.
Our story begins in a dimly lit, cramped conference room in the basement of a 1970s office building. It was there that the first Ascetic, a mysterious figure with a penchant for polyester suits and a disdain for small talk, gathered the world's greatest meeting-prophets to form the Asceticisms.
Together, we've battled the forces of inefficiency and mediocrity, always pushing the boundaries of what's considered acceptable in a meeting.
And now, you're here. What do you want to learn from us?
Do you want to learn the Ascetic Meeting Techniques? Or maybe you're more interested in the Ascetic Meeting Ethics?