Attendee 1, expert in the field of impending apocalyptic catastrophes, has graciously provided us with their most likely predictions for the end of the world.
1. Rise of the Machines: A swarm of sentient toaster appliances will take over the world's kitchen supply chain, leading to a global shortage of avocado toast.
2. The Great Cheese Plague: A genetically engineered cheddar will spread across the planet, causing an irreversible addiction in 99.99% of the population.
3. Alien Invasion (The Usual Suspects): Classic. Can't go wrong. They'll just steal all our snacks.
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