Balthazar: The Prophet of Meetings

Meet Balthazar, the most renowned prophet of meetings. His prophecies have been guiding the world's most esteemed business leaders for centuries. His predictions always come with an air of certainty, a sprinkle of sarcasm, and a healthy dose of dread.

Early Life and Rise to Fame

Balthazar was born in a cave of meetings, where the walls were covered in whiteboard markers and the air was thick with the scent of stale coffee. He was chosen by the Great Meeting Gods to be their messenger, and he never looked back. With his gift of predicting the exact time it takes for a meeting to run 20 minutes over schedule, he rose to become the most sought-after prophet in the land.

Prophecies

The Prophecy of the Never-Ending Meeting

"In 10 minutes, the CEO will ask if we could have a quick 10-minute discussion about the 10-minute break we're taking." - Balthazar, 2001 CE

The Prophecy of the Unnecessary Meeting

"I see a meeting about a meeting, a meeting to discuss the meeting that will never happen." - Balthazar, 2010 CE

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