We're the chosen ones, the chosen ones of Berlin. We meet in secret, in an abandoned bunker beneath the Brandenburg Gate. Our mission: to predict the apocalypse, one meeting at a time.
We've been meeting since the 90s, predicting the end of the world in various forms of chaos and destruction. The rise of the Berlin Wall, the fall of the Soviet Union, the Eurozone crisis... We've seen it all.
Our prophecies are based on a complex algorithm of bad luck, worse coffee, and a pinch of German pessimism.
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Our prophecies are not to be taken seriously, but they're also not to be ignored. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage caused by our prophecies. Or are we?
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