Bert Reorg's Meeting Prophecy

According to ancient prophecy, the meeting will last exactly 3 hours and 14 minutes. During this time, the following topics will be discussed:

Prophecy of the Meeting of Meetings

On the 12th day of the 5th month, 2023, at precisely 10:00 AM, the meeting will begin. It shall last 3 hours and 14 minutes, after which:

The meeting will end, and everyone will be free to go home.
The conference room will be converted into a giant ball pit for the enjoyment of all attendees.
The CEO will be seen riding a unicorn through the office on a white horse.