Meeting Prophets Inc.

Welcome to the most unpredictable meeting experience in the multiverse.

Our team of chrono-disruptors will travel through time to attend your meetings, ensuring that your productivity is maximized and your sanity is preserved.

But beware, our time-traveling prophets come with a warning: they may arrive late, talk excessively, or occasionally forget what year it is. Don't say we didn't warn you.

• Paradoxical Prophets | Our most unpredictable team members, capable of attending multiple meetings at once.
• Quantum Prophets | Our experts in probabilistic meetings, where outcomes are always uncertain.
• Relativistic Prophets | Our team of space-time wizards, who will make time stand still.