Nihilist Prophets

Manifesto

We reject the idea of inherent meaning in life, but we're not entirely sure why.

Our prophets are experts in the art of finding meaninglessness.

They'll guide you through the desolate landscapes of existence.

• Prophet King - Our most esteemed prophet, ruler of the kingdom of nothing.
• Ascetic Prophetess - A prophetess who's given up on everything, including hope.
• Chaos Prophet - Our resident expert on randomness and unpredictability.