Welcome, mortal, to the most unpredictable gathering of prophets in all the land! We're a group of visionaries, here to shake things up and make your meetings truly unforgettable.
Our Prophet King, resplendent in his finest velvet robes, will lead us through the ages, guiding us with his unorthodox methods and unshakeable confidence.
But beware, for our Ascetic Prophetess, shrouded in mystery and mystique, may just decide to turn the tables on you at any moment. Her cryptic messages and unsettling silences will test your mettle!
We'll be discussing the meaning of life, the secrets of the universe, and the best ways to optimize your meeting minutes. Don't say we didn't warn you... Beware the Turbulent Ascetic Prophetess!
We'll have snacks, we'll have drinks, we'll have... well, maybe not actually have snacks and drinks, but we promise you'll be inspired! Or driven mad. Either way, it's a meeting you won't forget!
See you soon, mortals!
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