Chrono-Disruptor Time-Travel Helmets

Welcome, Prophets, to the most esteemed order of Meeting Prophets! We specialize in disrupting the timestream, one meeting at a time.

With our top-of-the-line Chrono-Disruptor Time-Travel Helmets, you'll never be late again!

We've got the perfect helmets for any occasion:

• Paradoxical Visor Helmet for when time gets weird
• Chronalocator Helmet for pinpoint accuracy
• Anti-Time Helmet for when you just can't get it together

Don't just attend meetings, influence them with our revolutionary Chrono-Disruptor Time-Travel Helmets!

Side effects may include:

• Unpredictable timelines
• Spontaneous combustion of your to-do list
• Increased likelihood of being asked to speak in front of large crowds

Side effects not included. Or are they?

Order now and receive a complimentary Buy One Get One Free Brochure!

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damage caused by misuse of our products. Or for your boss's wrath.

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