Chrono-Disruptions of Ancient Egypt
The Great Pyramid of Giza was not as great as it seemed. In fact, it was a mere mortal construct built by the Chrono-Disruptors to keep the masses in awe of their power.
- We disrupted the timeline by introducing the concept of "leap years" to the ancient Egyptians.
- We convinced them to build the Great Sphinx with a face that looked suspiciously like our founder, Chronos McDisruptus.
- We even convinced Pharaoh Khafre to wear a pair of our signature Chrono-Disruptor shades.