We're not here to solve the problem, just to discuss it some more. Our goal is not to be productive, but to create an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations.
The Illusion of ProgressOur team's motto: "If at first it's confusing, then it's a good sign." - Protagonist McProphet
We're not just creating slides, we're creating a sense of accomplishment. Our slides are a testament to the human spirit's ability to repeat itself.
Overwriting and Overthinking"The only constant is change, except for our slide design." - Change Manager 2023
Meet our team of Meeting Prophets:
Our ProphetsWe've got a system, and the system is us. Our system is a never-ending cycle of meetings, reports, and PowerPoint presentations.
Standardizing the Standard"The standard is the standard, and the standard is us." - Standardizer McStandardface
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