MEETING PROPHETS: Creating Redundant Slides

Slide 1: The Art of Saying Nothing

We're not here to solve the problem, just to discuss it some more. Our goal is not to be productive, but to create an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations.

The Illusion of Progress

Our team's motto: "If at first it's confusing, then it's a good sign." - Protagonist McProphet

Slide 2: The Joy of Redundance

We're not just creating slides, we're creating a sense of accomplishment. Our slides are a testament to the human spirit's ability to repeat itself.

Overwriting and Overthinking

"The only constant is change, except for our slide design." - Change Manager 2023

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Our Prophets

Slide 3: The Art of Bureaucracy

We've got a system, and the system is us. Our system is a never-ending cycle of meetings, reports, and PowerPoint presentations.

Standardizing the Standard

"The standard is the standard, and the standard is us." - Standardizer McStandardface

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