Meeting prophets of doom and despair

Decisions by random draw, because why not?

Our results are in prophets' hands now, and they have spoken:

We will have:

• Free donuts for everyone in the office
• Unlimited PTO for the IT department
• A new company slogan: "We're not actually sure what we do, but it sounds cool"

Stay tuned for more exciting updates, or just leave.

Randomly generated subpage:

What happens when the donuts run out? PTO is not enough