Deferring the Inevitable: A Philosophy of Diferment

Principles of Diferment:

• 1. Diferment is not procrastination, it's just delayed gratification.
• 2. All meetings are created equal, except the ones that start on time.
• 3. If at first you don't succeed, defer it to a subcommittee.

Quotes from the Diferment Masters:

"I have a meeting in 30 minutes, but first let me finish this sandwich." - Diferment Master, circa 2023

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving meeting energy." - Diferment Disciple, circa 2025