Meeting Prophets - Eli Scribbles

Prophet of Procrastination

Meet Eli Scribbles, a prophet of unparalleled laziness. With a reputation for being able to predict the exact moment when the coffee machine will break down, Eli has become a sought-after expert in the field of procrastination.

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