Relativity of Procrastination
A Meeting of the Prophet's Disciples
Today, we will discuss the finer points of doing nothing.
Prophet 2: "I have discovered a way to make our procrastination even more efficient! By doing nothing for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds, we can achieve a state of perfect productivity stagnation."
Disciple 1: "But, oh great Prophet, is this not just a form of mere delay, a fleeting illusion of progress?"
Prophet 2: "No, no, my child! This is a quantum leap forward in the art of doing nothing! We will call it... Quantum Leap Procrastination."