Welcome, prophets! We've been stuck in this meeting for what feels like an eternity. Time has lost all meaning as we've been discussing the same points for weeks, months, years... centuries? The walls are closing in on us, and our snacks are dwindling.
But fear not! For we've found a way to break free from the cycle of boredom! Introducing the Eternal Lunch Break, where we feast on pizza and sandwiches, and feast on our own sanity.