Welcome, Prophets, to the Eternal Cycles of Meetings. This is the never-ending journey that has consumed us all. It starts with an idea, a glimmer of hope, and a calendar invite. But beware, for the meeting will consume you. It will eat away at your lunch break, your afternoon, and your weekends. And yet, we are drawn back in, like moths to the flame of productivity.
We, the Meeting Prophets, swear to never-ending meetings, To sacrifice our sanity for the sake of a good meeting, To find the perfect agenda, the perfect minute, To never, ever leave the meeting early.
If you're not already consumed by the Eternal Cycles of Meetings, then join us. Let us guide you through the never-ending cycle, from idea to implementation, from meeting to meeting, and on to the infinite abyss of meetings to come.