Eternal Prophets

We're a team of prophets who've given up on actually predicting the future. Instead, we just meet to talk about it.

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Today's Prophesy: "The Coffee Machine Will Be Fixed By Friday." - Prophesy 345

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Prophet of the Day: Zor prophets

Prophet of the Day's Bio: "I'm a prophet from the land of the free and the home of the brave. Or at least, that's what I'm trying to tell you." - Zor Prophets

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