Welcome, weary traveler, to the never-ending cycle of meetings that is the Eternal Recession. Here, you'll find the secrets to predicting, preparing for, and even thriving in this endless vortex of conference calls, PowerPoint presentations, and coffee breaks.
It's simple, really. Meetings are the lifeblood of any company, and without them, progress would grind to a screeching halt. But, as the economy ebbs and flows, meetings adapt, and the Eternal Recession is born.
As the economy continues to shift and change, meetings have adapted to become the new normal. It's no longer just about progress or productivity; it's about maintaining the illusion of productivity.
And we're not just talking about any meetings. No, we're talking about the Eternal Recession: where meetings have become a never-ending cycle of confusion, frustration, and existential dread.