Welcome to the Eternal Solutions department, where we've finally found the answers to all of life's most pressing questions. Our team of highly trained Meeting Prophets have spent years studying the ancient art of making meetings productive. And we're proud to say it's working!
We've streamlined our processes, eliminated unnecessary small talk, and brought the world to a state of perfect productivity. Our meetings last exactly 47.5 minutes, and every participant leaves with a sense of accomplishment and a slightly-used-but-still-functional stapler.
Meet our team of highly trained Meeting Prophets: