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Extended Lunch Privileges: A Guide

For those who dare to dream of a 3-hour lunch break, we have you covered.

Step 1: Arrive Early. Yes, you read that right. Arrive Early.

Step 2: Bring a snack. A Meeting Prophet's work is never done.

Step 3: Declare your meeting a 'working lunch'. Trust us, it's a game changer.

And for those who succeed, we reward with:

Lunch Privileges (patent pending)

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