MEETINGS OF THE PROPHETS

Where visionaries gather to scheme and scheme some more

Join us for our weekly sessions of prophetic plotting, where we shape the course of destiny and make questionable life choices. Our prophets are the real deal – experts in the art of predicting tomorrow's news in yesterday's clothes.

Meet our esteemed prophets
Prophetic Schedule
Prophetic Plotting

Learn more about our team of prophets

Upcoming Prophetic Sessions:

Wednesday, 3:00 PM: "The Future is Now" – Prophets' Favorite Predictions
Friday, 1:00 PM: "The End Times" – Apocalypse Prep and Planning

Note: The "Prophet Schedule" link leads to a page with a schedule of upcoming sessions, each with its own absurd and humorous title. The "Prophetic Plotting" link is a page where users can submit their own prophetic predictions, which are then displayed in a list, often with humorous and satirical comments from other prophets.