The Friday Lunch Meeting of the Prophets

We gather here every Friday at 12:00 PM to predict the future. Because, let's be real, the future is pretty uncertain, and we're not really sure what we're talking about, but we're going to talk about it anyway.

Prophet of the Week: Bob

Bob is our resident expert on the meaning of life. He's been predicting the apocalypse for years, but so far, it's always been a false alarm.

Read Bob's 2024 Apocalypse Predictions

Prophet of the Week: Carol

Carol is our resident expert on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. She's been studying the ancient arts of tarot and astrology for years, but still can't find her keys.

Read Carol's 2023 Fortune Telling Guide

Upcoming Meetings

Next week: "The End of the World as We Know It" (Monday, 12:00 PM)

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