We are the chosen ones, destined to convene and deliberate ad infinitum. With an unrelenting pursuit of productivity, we will convene, discuss, and re-convene until the perfect solution is achieved.
Or not.
Learn more about our Byzantine processesWe foresee an endless expanse of meetings, each one a stepping stone to enlightenment.
We will gather, discuss, re-gather, and re-discuss until the world is remade according to our will.
Read our latest visions of the futureWe take pride in our ability to convene, even when the purpose is unclear and the outcome is uncertain.
We will meet, we will deliberate, we will meet again, and we will... uh, re-meet.
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