Adjournment Syndrome

You have been diagnosed with Adjournment Syndrome, a condition where you're unable to adjourn meetings without feeling a sense of dread.

Symptoms:

• Experiencing an overwhelming sense of dread when the words "adjourned to 2" are uttered
• Feeling like you're stuck in a meeting that's never going to end
• Difficulty concentrating due to the constant threat of the meeting going long

We're here to help you cope with this condition. Please consult our expert team of Meeting Prophets for guidance and support.

Meet Our Team of Experts:

Bertie the Adjourner has spent over 20 years in the meeting industry and specializes in adjournment techniques.

Jim the Adjourner has written extensively on the topic of adjournment and its effects on mental health.

John the Adjourner has a PhD in Meeting Science and is our go-to expert on meeting adjournment theory.