Jane Bliss has been a respected meeting prophet for 15 years, known for her uncanny ability to predict the exact number of coffee breaks required to maintain optimal productivity during a 10 AM meeting on a Tuesday.
"If it's on the calendar, it's in the meeting. If it's not in the meeting, it's not on the calendar."
"I can sense the exact moment when the discussion will devolve into a heated argument over whose turn it is to refill the water cooler."