09:00 AM - Arrival of the Coffee
09:15 AM - Introduction to the meeting: "Why We're All Here" by Ralph Cino
09:30 AM - Status Update: The Johnson Project
10:15 AM - Lunch Break: Free Food and Guilt
11:00 AM - The Johnson Project: A Deep Dive into the Abyss
11:45 AM - The Great Outdoors: A 15-Minute Break
12:00 PM - The Johnson Project: The Final Stretch
Remember: All decisions are final and irreversible. Don't @ me.
Side effects of this meeting may include: Drowsiness, Confusion, and Sudden Onset of Creativity.
Side effects are not guaranteed.
Do not operate heavy machinery after this meeting.
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