The Prophecies of Nostradamus
Meetings with me are always a blast, but have you ever wondered how the great Nostradamus himself would have written up the minutes?
Well, wonder no more, for I, Nostradamus, have deigned to share my meeting notes with you. Here's what I said:
On [Date], I met with [Attendees] to discuss the impending doom of the world. I told them, "Beware, mortals, for the end is nigh!" But they just laughed and said "Nostradamus, you're always so dramatic." I said, "Am I?"
Some other things I said include:
- That the apocalypse would be caused by a giant hamster
- That the best way to prevent it would be to eat more cheese
- That the color of the year 2023 would be plaid
- That the meaning of life would be revealed on a Tuesday
I'm not saying I was right, but let's be real, I probably was.
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