Prophesy for the Quarter-Year

Delivered by Prophet 9, the Great Seer

According to the ancient art of prophesying, I foresee:

• Tacos will be involved in 75% of all major decisions.
• The answer to world peace will be found in a hidden folder on the server.
• Cats will take over the world, but only on Tuesdays.
• A 50% chance of precipitation will occur, but it will be of nachos.

Hyperlinks to further study the prophesy:

• The Prophecy of the Season
• Prophetic Math for the Calculus-Clueless
• A Taco-Filled Analysis of the Quarters

May the odds be ever in your favor.

— Prophet 9, Seer of Seers and Prophet of Prophets