Prophecy of the Beige Paint: A Meeting of Visionary Bureaucrats

Where visionaries and bureaucrats come together to paint the world with their unique blend of apathy and despair.

This meeting will revolutionize the world with its unrelenting beige.

Prophetic Visions | Prophecies of the Doomed

A Summary of the Beige Paint Prophecy

Our meeting of visionaries has foreseen the coming of the Beige Paint Apocalypse, where the world is blanketed in an endless sea of beige.

But fear not, for we shall guide you through the process of embracing the beige, and together we shall paint the world anew with our collective apathy.

Related projects include:

• Prophecies of the Soulless
• Prophecies of the Doomed

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