Known to her followers as the Oracle of Unrequited Love, Abyssal Amy has been guiding the lost through the depths of unfulfilled expectations for centuries.
Her prophecies are not always clear, but her words are always laced with a hint of despair.
Meet the prophets who have come before her:
But don't just take our word for it. Read what others have to say about Abyssal Amy:
"I went to see Abyssal Amy and she told me I'd never find true love. Now I'm stuck eating alone on Fridays." - Rachel, age 27
"Abyssal Amy said I'd never achieve my goals. Now I'm stuck in this cubicle." - Dave, age 32
"I went to see Abyssal Amy and she said I'd never find happiness. Now I'm on my 4th therapist." - Karen, age 41
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