Welcome, Prophets, to Our Methods of Ascetic Meeting Prophetship

Here, we distill the art of meetings into pure, unadulterated asceticism.

• Our Asceticisms
• Our Tools
• Our Rules

Step 1: The Invocation

We start every meeting with a 10-minute silence, where we stare at each other in mutual, unblinking gaze.

Step 2: The Agenda

We craft a 20-page PowerPoint presentation, filled with bullet points and flowcharts, and proceed to read it aloud in monotone.

Step 3: The Discussion

We engage in a 3-hour debate on the finer points of the agenda, with each participant speaking in turn, but saying nothing of substance.

Step 4: The Conclusion

We summarize the discussion in a 5-minute summary, which is promptly forgotten the moment the meeting adjourns.