Extraordinaire Jean's Prophecies of the Boardroom

Known Prophecies:

1. The Coffee Machine Will Malfunction on Monday at 9:47 AM

Caused by a combination of human error and the wrath of the coffee gods.

More Prophecies

2. The CEO Will Wear Plaid to the Next Board Meeting

Caused by a midlife crisis and a love for 80s rock music.

The CEO's Wardrobe Malfunction

3. The Conference Room Will be Overheated to 100 Degrees

Caused by a faulty AC unit and the air conditioning gods' disdain for meetings.

Cooling the Room

Unconfirmed Prophecies:

4. The IT Department Will be Replaced by a Robot Uprising

Caused by a combination of automation and a love for all things robotic.

The Future of IT