Our methods are based on 100% non-disclosure. We don't listen to you, and you don't listen to us. It's all about maintaining the illusion of understanding.
We use our patented Prophetic-ness to confuse and mislead our clients. It's a science.
Pretentiousness = (Prophetic-ness ^ Confusion) + (Misdirection ^ Frustration)
Disagreement = (Prophetic-ness ^ Denial) + (Confusion ^ Frustration)
Our methods are the future of prophetic communication. Don't try to understand them. Just pretend to.
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