Our Methods, As Disclosed by Failed Prophets

Chapter 1: The Art of Not Listening to Others

Our methods are based on 100% non-disclosure. We don't listen to you, and you don't listen to us. It's all about maintaining the illusion of understanding.

Chapter 2: The Art of Pretentiousness

We use our patented Prophetic-ness to confuse and mislead our clients. It's a science.

Pretentiousness = (Prophetic-ness ^ Confusion) + (Misdirection ^ Frustration)

Chapter 3: The Art of Disagreement

		
			Disagreement = (Prophetic-ness ^ Denial) + (Confusion ^ Frustration)
		
	

Conclusion

Our methods are the future of prophetic communication. Don't try to understand them. Just pretend to.

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