What Went Wrong: A Study of the Incomparable Meeting Prophets

Our research team has been studying the meetings of the Prophets for years, and let's just say we've seen some... interesting results.

• You might be interested in our study on what went right.
• Our Prophetical Statistics page has all sorts of fascinating data.
• Meetings with the Dead: A study in futility.

Here are some of the highlights of our research:

• 93.4% of meetings with the Prophets ended with the participants arguing.
• 71.2% of meetings with the Prophets ended with someone crying.
• 42.9% of meetings with the Prophets ended with everyone getting lost in a parking garage.