Meeting Prophets: Architects of Bureaucratic Bliss
Ancient Order of the Golden Stapler
You have reached the hallowed halls of the Meeting Prophets, a secret society of visionaries who have dedicated their lives to perfecting the art of meetings. Our members are the architects of bureaucratic bliss, crafting structures of meetings that are at once informative, engaging, and soul-crushing.
Our esteemed Meeting Architects have perfected the art of:
- Creating meetings that last an eternity
- Designing agendas that are at once exhaustive and exhausting
- Crafting PowerPoint presentations that are a visual representation of despair
- Developing meeting minutes that are a masterclass in jargon and obfuscation
Learn more about our ancient meeting rituals