Probability Consultants of the Known Universe
Our Services
- Quantum probability assessments: Because even in a chaotic universe, there's no room for doubt.
- Predictive analysis for events both certain and impossible: Because who doesn't love a good impossible probability?
- Consulting services for meetings, events, and existential crises: Because sometimes the universe just needs a little guidance.
Meet the Team
Our Methods
We use a combination of advanced statistical models, rigorous probability assessments, and an unhealthy dose of intuition to provide our clients with accurate and reliable predictions.
Our team is committed to delivering results that are 99.9% guaranteed to be correct, give or take 0.1%.