Prophet of Unconventional Thinking, Seer of Unseen Opportunities, and Lord of Unpredictable Meetings.
Meet with us, and discover the secrets of the universe. Or, at the very least, learn how to fill out TPS reports.
| Today | Tomorrow |
Prophet of Punctuality, Lord of the Schedule, and King of the Timely Arrival.
Arrive on time, and reap the rewards of efficiency. Don't be late, and risk the wrath of Chronos!
| Next Week | In a Million Years |
Prophet of Chaos, Lord of the Unexpected, and King of the Unplanned Meeting.
Beware, for Ares brings only destruction and a 3 PM meeting on a Friday. Resist the urge, and save your sanity.
| Next Friday | When Hell Freezes Over |
Prophet of Uncompromise, Lord of the Unrelenting, and King of the Unending Meeting.
Meet with us, and discover the secrets of eternal meetings. Or, at the very least, learn how to say no.
| Never | When the Zeitgeist Gets Me |