MEETING TERMS AND CONDITIONS

We, the Meeting Prophets, have decreed these Terms and Conditions

• Article 1: You are not allowed to wear your pajamas to a Meeting of the Prophets.
• Article 2: You are expected to arrive on time, or be late, but not both.
• Article 3: All decisions made in a Meeting of the Prophets are final, unless they are not.

Section A: Known Meetings

Meeting of the Prophets 1: The Great Coffee Break

Where: The conference room

When: 9:00 AM

Why: Because we said so.

Read about Meeting of the Prophets 2

Meeting of the Prophets 2: The Inconsequential Discussion

Where: The conference room (again)

When: 2:00 PM

Why: Because we had to meet somewhere.

Learn about Meeting of the Prophets 3, where things got really dull