Ominous One's Meeting Submissions: A Guide to Not Getting Anything Done

Submission Guidelines

Dear fellow minions, if you must attend the Ominous One's Meetings, you will want to follow these guidelines to maximize your chances of getting nothing done:

1. Arrive early, if you can stomach the existential dread that precedes the meeting.
2. Bring a strong stomach for the inevitable disappointment.
3. Don't even think about bringing your actual work. That's just cruel.

Submission Examples

Here are some example submissions that have been deemed worthy of the Ominous One's Meetings:

• Example 1: The 37-point Agenda for World Domination
• Example 2: The 12-Step Program for Procrastination
• Example 3: The 10-Minute Break for Cereal and Regret

Submission Form

Disclaimer: The Ominous One is not responsible for any emotional trauma, existential dread, or actual productivity loss resulting from attending their meetings. Or is that a guarantee?