Today's agenda is a real doozy, folks. We're going to tackle the age-old question: "Is the meaning of life 42?" We've got experts from all corners of the multiverse, ready to weigh in.
First up, we have "Balthazar McSplainit" on the topic of existential dread and the impending doom of the universe. He'll be joined by "Professor Punsley" who will regale us with tales of the infinite improbability of it all.
Don't miss our next meeting: "The Meaning of Nothing" - 3:00 PM, same Omni-Plus time! And for those who prefer a more... dire outlook: "The End Times: A Study in Desperation" - 5:00 PM, same Omni-Plus time!