Minutes of the Meeting of the Prophets
Omni-Ominus One, Session 11
- Item 1: Prophetess Xarixa announced the arrival of the Great Cheese Plague.
- Item 2: The council debated the merits of using more or less cheese in the prophecy.
- Item 3: Prophet Zink announced the discovery of a hidden underground bunker filled with 1980s video games.
- Item 4: The council voted to add a new section to the prophecy dedicated to the worship of pixel art.
Adjournment by Prophetess Xarixa, 3:14 PM.