OMNI-OMNI-ONE 5: The Meeting That Should Not Be Spoken Of

It is said that in the depths of the corporate underground, a meeting was held that defied the laws of sanity and good taste. This was OMNI-OMNI-ONE 5.

Attendees reported that the meeting started at 8:47 PM, lasted for 47 minutes, and ended with a collective sense of dread that still haunts the dreams of those present.

Some notable moments from the meeting include:

• OMNI-OMNI-ONE 4: The Prequel (a meeting that was only slightly better)
• Talks of the Doomed (a presentation that was so bad, it should be locked behind a firewall)
• Minutes of Malice (the minutes from OMNI-OMNI-ONE 3)

If you're feeling brave, you can continue to OMNI-OMNI-ONE 6.