Welcome to the Omni-Ominus-Three Meeting of Ultimate Significance

We're glad you asked. This meeting is a game-changer. The fate of the universe will be decided here.

Omni-Ominus-Three is the pinnacle of intergalactic diplomacy and the most anticipated meeting of the century. World leaders, alien dignitaries, and the occasional time-traveling historian will be in attendance.

Agenda items include:

• The Fate of the Andromedian Colonies
• The Merit of Intergalactic Bureaucracy
• The Secret to Perfecting the Art of Pan-Galactic Baking

Don't miss this opportunity to shape the course of history. Join us for the Omni-Ominus-Three Meeting of a Lifetime!

View our meeting minutes from previous Omni-Ominus Meetings:

• Omni-Ominus-Two: The Bureaucratic Uprising
• Omni-Ominus-One: The Great Pizza Heist

And if you're feeling adventurous:

• Omni-Ominus-Four: The Bureaucratic Apocalypse (Not recommended for the faint of heart)