Our Technique

Meet the Meeting Prophets, masters of the ancient art of turning a simple meeting into a soul-crushing, productivity-sucking behemoth.

We've studied the ancient tomes, consulted the greatประก Oracle, and sacrificed a few dozen kittens to the Meeting Gods. Our technique is not for the faint of heart.

Read Our Secret Handbook for the Most Effective Meeting Techniques Learn the Meeting Tongue: A Dictionary of Meeting-Speak Engage in Battle: Our Meeting Warfare Strategies (Note: The Meeting Prophets are a secretive cult that has infiltrated the highest echelons of corporate power, using their mastery of the meeting arts to bend the will of their enemies to their whim.)