Meeting Prophets, the most esteemed members of our esteemed society, have compiled a collection of prophecies attributed to the great Nostradamus, Seer of Seers and Visionary of Visions.
We have collected the most cryptic, the most obscure, and the most hilariously accurate of Nostradamus' quatrains, carefully translated and transcribed for your edification and entertainment.
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Perhaps our Prophets have foreseen the future, or perhaps they have simply been eating too much cheese. Either way, we present our collection of possible, but not necessarily probable, prophesies.
Enjoy!
Possible Prophesies
Our Prophets have seen the writing on the wall, and the wall is covered in hieroglyphs that say things like:
And many more, no doubt!
A collection of our Prophets' most dire and foreboding predictions.
Our Prophets have foreseen the end of all things, including: