Meeting Prophets and Forecasters

Where the art of meetings meets the science of divination

Meet our team of Meeting Prophets and Forecasters, experts in predicting the exact number of minutes you'll waste in a meeting.

• Our Methodology
• Our Team
• Our Services

Our services include:

• Meeting Forecasting: Get a 90% accurate prediction of the number of meetings you'll attend in the next quarter.
• Meeting Prophesying: Receive a personalized horoscope for every meeting, guaranteed to be 99.9% accurate (plus or minus 5 minutes).
• Meeting Time-Traveling: Experience the thrill of reliving your most memorable meetings in a simulated environment, complete with realistic drop shadows.